Fandom: That TOS-like thing
Pairing: Kirk/Uhura
Warning: I say balls. And maybe other stuff. Oh, fuck! That too. And there's linguistics jokes.
Notes: Thanks to rubynye for the inspiration and mari_luvs_gcfa for beta. Various people have heard me threaten this story; this is it.

Summary: None of this makes any sense, really. Jim's barely laid a hand on her, if he ( Read more... )

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Fandom: Merlin. (Yeah, I know)
Warnings: Whacked the canon with the history stick, injuring both in the process. Also, I suffer from the bizarre conviction that sheep are intrinsically hilarious.
Disclaimer: I am not a historian.
Notes: Thanks to Derry and Karen for beta. Man, you guys, I did a stupid amount of research for this and then used ( Read more... )

I mean:

Four people who were not even a little bit Bob Fraser (and one who was, a little bit.)

Warning: Boy this is on crack, and if you're not familiar with Due South, I can't help you, and if you are, don't hurt me.
Notes:  Petra took arms against a sea of commas.  If you are all very good, I will tell you the story of the young boy Batman ( Read more... )

YOU GUYS, I LOVE YOU. AND ALSO YOU. AND THE LITTLE ONE, YOU, THE ONE WHO NEVER TALKS, I LOVE YOU TOO!

I wanted to write you guys a story for V-day, on account of I love y'all. And I wanted to write a story for halfamoon, and for choc_fic, and for 14valentines but I was afraid of signing up and then not coming through. But this is under the wire for v-day, so although I ( Read more... )

Fic: That Vanished Abode there Far Apart
Summary: Roy knows that Batman likes to think he's spooky, but he's not. He's creepy.
Notes: Sequel to petronelle's No Less Than Life. It may be possible to read this without reading that. Betaed by Petra.
Warnings: This content could be triggering for sexual abuse of power. Despite that, it's gen.

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Notes: I bet you thought I wasn't writing fic any more! Well, you were WRONG SUCKERS! TAKE THAT.

Um. I mean. I would like to thank Petra for betaing this, and Te for her continued existence.

Summary:

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Superboy did it for the lolz

Creators: brown_betty and petronelle
Notes: Written for brown_betty's documentation challenge. The authors consider themselves generally indebted to Jamjar, although they cannot remember the specifics.

Please be aware that some links in the primary document lead to supporting sources. (Others do not.) Explore!
Rated: silly.

Title: Not feast on thee
Characters: Bruce, Dick
Authors' notes: More or less an experiment in seeing if I could make myself believe it. Helpfully betad by Jamjar, after no harassment at all!
Summary:

Thete1: Someone -- touches nose -- needs to write the story where Dick's parents get smushed a few years earlier
Petronelle: oh dear ( Read more... )

Backdated entry containing choose-your-own adventure ending to this fic.

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